whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

masterofabsurdo:

laracroftsspouse:

I remember when I was a kid watching Digimon and saw Patamon do this

image

I was like

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yo me quede igual, con el culo de plastico. 

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

lilmissmarvel:

the awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you